Bloody Tampon
Once upon a time, a penguin named Gary decided he was tired of the cold. So, he packed his suitcase full of spaghetti and set off to find the world's largest rubber duck. He hopped on a skateboard and rode across a bridge made entirely of cheese. Halfway across, he bumped into a confused giraffe wearing roller skates who asked if Gary wanted to join his band, “The Flying Pickles.” Gary said yes, but only if the giraffe could juggle pineapples while singing opera. The giraffe agreed, but only if Gary could teach him how to moonwalk. And so, they spent the next two days under a disco ball, eating spaghetti and making questionable life choices.
